PAC Opinion on NIPAS Roster

An op-ed I wrote about my university’s handling of their COVID-19 protocols. Original link here: https://dailynorthwestern.com/2021/02/24/opinion/watson-stop-threatening-students-start-solving-problems/ — I ride my bike to the Donald P. Jacobs Center every Monday morning for my COVID-19 test. Testing marks the beginning of my work week. I get tested, ride home to my apartment, make tea, and start on my schoolwork.

Not to make a shitty Office reference to start this off, but there’s only one quote I’d ever reference from that godforsaken series: “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve left them.” Evanston has clearly moved beyond the good old days…

Here are all the links to my stories co-written with Alex Harrison for Scene + Heard, a Northwestern University student-run magazine. Alex and I had been attending some of the protests that focused on defunding/abolishing the Northwestern University Police, when other police unknown to us started showing up and handling…

I don’t remember where I first heard this, but I’ve had it memorized for years. With some digging, it seems to have come from a submission to Dr. Richard Wiseman, who sought to find the world’s funniest joke: “Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent…